I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
In other news, I just burned my penis
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
