just come out here and I will go home with you...
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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