I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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