There was a lot of him and a little penis
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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