who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
He shit in the fireplace
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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