Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
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I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
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Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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