You can't motorboat a personality
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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