my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
he fucked my hip out of place.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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