Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I'm both gender and math confused
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