I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
