I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
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I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
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A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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