So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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