bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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