Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
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the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
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Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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