i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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