Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
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How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
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TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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