: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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