Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
