im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
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I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
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I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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