do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
