You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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