For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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