Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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