Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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