Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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