I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
It was a blind-side dick pic.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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