We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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