super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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