I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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