is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
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This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
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apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.