Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(727): View more from Florida

Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.

(508): View more from Massachusetts

Internet Is back!

(860): View more from Connecticut

MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.

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(213): View more from California

Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch

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(817): View more from Texas

We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.

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(520): View more from Arizona

I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.

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(613): View more from Ontario

All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess

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