Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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