i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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