sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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