Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
and she was petting her beer can
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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