I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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