Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
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time to smoke my breakfast
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
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she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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