And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
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I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
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Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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