I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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