i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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