i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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