he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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