I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
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Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
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You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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