Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
