its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
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I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
There r osticjed everywhere
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
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My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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