you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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