hell yes lets make some ravioli
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
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I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
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When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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