Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
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Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
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I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I know her cup size but not her name....
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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