We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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