I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
