end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Randomize
