3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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