I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
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Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
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I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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