he wants to bone in the snuggie
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
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Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
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He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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