He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
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Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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