You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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