whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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